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- Гюставчик, опять ты пришел из школы с оторванными пуговицами и порванными штанами?! - Простите, мама. Месье учитель снова не смог выговорить мою фамилию, а когда я обозвал его лягушатником, он взъярился и попытался негуманно вывихнуть мне ухо. - Не понимаю, что тут сложного – Беникхаузен, Александр Гюстав, ну разве это сложно? - Si, мама, так думают все французы. А после, Жак и Марсель обзывали меня Эйфелевой башней, коротышки несчастные. Пришлось отложить в сторону чертежи и взяться за линейки. А еще они не любят кофе!!! - Бей их и дальше, сынок, а пуговицы я пришью. Прошло почти 60 лет. Эйфель прогуливался по Парижу с Александром Дюма (сыном). - Господин Эйфель, а не выпить ли нам по чашечке кофе и бутылочке французского шампанского?! На Марсовом поле есть неплохая кофейня. Отец Дюма любил бывать в ней с подругами. - Отличное предложение, Александр, выпьем кофе и я расскажу тебе о своем новом проекте. - Гюстав, что бы ты ни придумал, джезву давно придумали турки, а капельную кофеварку аббат де Беллой. Эйфель нахмурился, а Дюма (сын), уев инженера, радостно почесал ус. - Он был архиепископом, - мрачно поправил внебрачного «сына» Эйфель. - Да хоть Папа Римский. Тебе с твоими железяками за ним не угнаться. Вот и Ги так же считает. - Твой Ги, хоть его и хвалит Лев Толстой, как и все французы, ничего не смыслит ни в железных мостах, ни в кофе. Так, мирно беседуя, друзья перешли Сену и вступили на Марсово поле. В кафе было весело. Литературная богема Парижа со смаком запивала прекрасное Бургундское дрянным кофе. К Эйфелю и Дюма (сыну) присоединился вышеупомянутый Ги де Мопассан, который был не в себе от печального известия о своей дурной болезни. К ним подошел и Эмиль Золя, безостановочно и реалистично разглагольствовавший о банкирах, проститутках, земле и шахтах. Все они восхищались видом и простором Марсова поля, не забывая между делом насмехаться над первой фамилией Эйфеля и его фрейдистской страстью к торчащему железу. Эйфель же мирно доедал свой остывающий круассан и предвкушал удовольствие от первоапрельской шутки над литераторами-задаваками. - Как вы считаете, господа, - спросил он, - «Tour de 300 metres» весом около 10 миллионов килограммов не сильно испортит вид Марсова поля? Известные писатели и драматурги нервно замолчали и впились непонимающими взглядами в спокойное лицо Александра Гюстава Эйфеля. В полной тишине инженер допил горький кофе. - С первым апреля! - разрядил обстановку Эйфель. Литераторы обрадовались и тут же подняли бокалы за безумные фантазии. Рано радуетесь, подумал Эйфель, откланиваясь. Он спешил в патентное ведомство с заявкой на трехсотметровую башню. - Я вам покажу, как надо мной смеяться! На высоте 270 метров я построю себе квартиру и буду варить в ней лучший кофе в Париже, наслаждаясь видом города с высоты птичьего полета. Шел 1886 год. До окончания строительства Эйфелевой башни и открытия Всемирной выставки оставалось менее 4 лет. Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#238 used as offset, casting to integer (238) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#238 used as offset, casting to integer (238) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Просмотров: 1614
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